They will present their infomercial to all the Grade 4 students on Friday just before Market opens.
The BIG shop
Are you bored of school?
Sleeping in Math?
Daydreaming during writing?
Well you should try Fake Barf.
Not only does it look like barf but it smells like barf too!
Put some on your pillow, and in the toilet and you are set for a day off school.
Come to The BIG shop to buy your Fake Barf.
It only costs 1 Oompa Loompa for a portion of this wonderful product.
Do not eat as it may be poisonous (really fast).
May only be used once (really fast)
Crystal Cat
Are you stressed with being stressed?
Feeling angry or upset?
You need to try our product ‘Stress balls’.
Boranay and Rany here.
Our stress balls can release stress and are fun to squish.
Do you have a test coming up? Can’t study?
Squish our stress balls and you will relax, turn on your thinking mind and start learning.
Are you wasting money buying ingredients to make stress balls at home?
Save your money and buy ready made stress balls from us.
Hand-made and high quality stress balls can be purchased at the Crystal Cat.
Be the first person to buy a stress ball and you will get a free temporary tattoo.
So hurry up!
Sunset Violet
Are you tired of walking around the shops and heading home with nothing?
Hi ! Sunset Violet here.
We want to introduce you to a brand new shop that can change your life.
SUNSET VIOLET
No more buying useless stuff that you do not even need.
Everything you need is at Sunset violet.
At Sunset Violet you will laugh all day and your stress will go away.
Join the T-shirt design contest and you could win a prize.
We will see you at SUNSET VIOLET.
Got to buy this!
Are you tired of being stressed?
Tired of raging all the time?
Do you wish you could relieve stress?
Then you need STRESS BALLS !!
A stress ball will turn your frown upside down.
A stress ball is what you will need to make you life better.
Buy one of our stress balls and you can carry it everywhere and play with it anytime.
High quality - they come in many sizes, will not pop and are not toxic.
For sale for the special price of only 2 Oompa Loompa’s .
Buy in the first 2 minutes of sales and get one free.
See you soon at ‘Got to buy this”.
Multistore Fee
Are you tired of boring Playdough and Slime?
Need a new toy?
Ever imagine playdough and slime mixed together?
You need to try Slime-dough.
You can squish it, play around with it and make figures with it.
Slime-dough is not a want it is a need.
Slime-dough has extra features.
You can use it to clean up messy places
Slime-dough is fun, it reduces your stress and worries and will entertain you for hours.
If you are bored you need Slime-dough to help you be creative.
You will have to be fast as we have a limited supply of Slime-dough.
The first five customers at ‘Multistore fee’ will get a free drawing or bookmark with their Slime-dough purchase.
P.T.
Are you tired of being stressed/
Knackered from being nervous?
Angry from being anxious?
Then you need THE FABULOUS STRESS-BALL.
Our Stress-ball will take away all your worries and make you really calm.
Watch as others around you become strained with stress.
Not You !
Because you had the keen insight to buy this amazing new product ‘Stress-ball’.
Feel yourself becoming tranquil and at peace with this smooth, silky and ultra soft Stress-ball.
Act now and we will include a Stress-ball companion ‘Bubble mix’ product for half price.
This is PT asking you to get yourself some stress relief and buy a Stress-ball now!
(Product may not work if you are already relaxed? Say fast
S.S.
Are you tired of making a big mess when you are just trying to play?
Fed up with all the mess you have to clean up?
We can solve your problem ..
No more getting your hands gooey.
No more gross, yucky slime stuck to your fingers.
You can have all the fun in just one run with our awesome new product Flubber Soup.
Flubber soup will make you feel calm and good inside.
It will not stick to your clothes or furniture.
Flubber soup is amazing.
You need to try it.
Come to our shop SS and check it out.
We have limited stock so you had better hurry.
Rainbow Falcons
Are you tired of being stressed?
Do you want to release your stress with colorful balls?
YES? Then we want to introduce you to our Rainbow Slime Stressball.
We are the Rainbow Falcons and we are here to help you.
No more releasing stress with miserable colored Stressballs because that is not fun.
We only stock high quality Stressballs. Don’t waste money on ingredients to make your own. Get the best from Rainbow Falcons.
Be the first person to purchase and get a discount. Only one Oompa Loompa for one lucky customer. Hurry now and come to get our fabulous Rainbow fun Stressballs.
Come now and let your stress melt away.
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